Colby Minifie The Boys audition tape
by The Crunchy Octopus: Colby Minifie
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Transcript (en)
Here's our star. How are you settling in? Well, it's an adjustment, that's for sure. This is Trevor from Crime Analytics. I've got good news. We're sending you on your first patrol a team up tomorrow night. Thanks, but I'm good. I like to do my own investigating. Totally, and that's why we love you. But it's not coming from us. It's policy from corporate. What if you grab the wrong person? You know there's liability to consider. The deep is coming. It was going to be deep and translucent, but we were just so excited to get you out there. Is there a problem? No, of course not. It's just in Des Moines I patrolled alone. And you were amazing. But it's not us. Corporate loves a team up. You know, I'm glad you brought up Des Moines, by the way. Let me put a few bugs in your ear. I don't understand. Wait. There. Look. You've got a beautiful face. I just want to see it. If you open yourself up to camera a little bit then... I was dealing with an active shooter. I wasn't thinking about the camera. Oh, sweetie. You always need to think about the camera. Ever notice Queen Maeve? She's always finding her light? And here, you're just a little more aware of your body position. Something that says confidence, you know? You ever consider a movement coach? Hold on, just... hold on, look. I get them new and there's a lot I don't know, but the one thing I know how to do is a job. I'm good at it. Okay, look, if you want to be some butch anonymous cop, I can make a call. But if that's what you wanted, you wouldn't be wearing the sparkly yellow outfit. Superheroes are symbols. You're only a symbol if you're famous, and you're only famous if people see you in a positive light.
