Transcript (en)

Welcome back. Did you have fun? What? How was the program? Did you have a good experience? I was... You were in a program, yes. No, no, no, I wasn't. I was with my wife and daughter. Rebecca and Emily. Yeah. Yeah, they were right here next to me in... The hospital. Did they put you up to this? They were an important part of the experience. Did you enjoy them? Are they here? Where are they? They don't exist here. They're in there. Ones and zeros tailored to you. I don't believe you. You don't. How old do you think you are, Daniel? 76. Look at your hands. Do those look like the hands of a 76 year old? Jesus Christ. You're still in your 20s. Nothing has changed since you walked in this room an hour ago. An hour ago? So what did you learn? What do you mean? From your experience, did anything stand out to you? We like your perspective. What are your likes? Dislikes? I learned... Go on. I learned that I like making people laugh. I learned that I hate it when people are cruel to each other. that music is essential. It's a language that can unite people who would otherwise hate each other. 2020 was a nightmare 2020 was Fader idea Did you like the murder hornets What wrong with him Ah he still in training But let refocus Tell me, how did you feel about Chuck E. Cheese's? I'm sorry? You've been there, yes? We can send you back in. No, I mean, I've been there like decades ago, maybe when I was eight or nine. And if you were to rate your experience from 1 to 10, 1 being miserable and 10 being your favorite place on earth. I don't see what this has to do with the program. This has everything to do with the program. We want to know how Chuck E. Cheese stands out in your life experience. I'm sorry, did I just live through 76 years to take a survey on Chuck E. Cheese? That's exactly what you did. You volunteered to take a survey for a stipend of $20. $20. So you tricked me into living an entire lifetime? When you bit into Chuck E. Cheese pizza for the first time, do you recall the crust being crunchy or chewy? Did you not hear me? My whole life has been a lie and you are asking me questions about a kid's restaurant with a rat. Would you prefer it to be a dog? No! Actually, maybe. Yes. Did you get the sense that it's the kind of place where a kid can be a kid? Am I in a simulation right now? Answer the question, please. Why? I don't even know if this is real! Do you want the $20? Do you want the $20? Excellent. The crust. Crunchy or chewy? I think it was chewy. Damn. Write that down.