Commander Flips Script
They swore it was impossible until this commander stormed in and completely flipped the script. My mind is officially blown. You will not believe what happened next.
Transcript (en)
What the... Allow me to clarify. I'm initiating a sweep sequence. Ten miles in every direction should suffice. Listen, pal, I don't know if you realize you... I'm sorry, Major, what was your name? Benny... Nobody cares! Nobody cares. Listen, Major, nobody cares. You know why nobody cares who you are? Nobody cares about your feeble accomplishments, and nobody cares how proud your mommy is that you're now reading at a third grade level. Have you finished Charlotte's Web yet? Spoiler alert. She dies in the end, but she leaves a big creepy egg sack. This is the robot the Doctor is so proud of. It's also a groundbreaking revolution. The robot follows orders exactly and obeys its programming. That's why the Doctor looks down on the General. It's evolution! The Doctor used his robots to search the area for Sonic. Soon they found a clue, just a single footprint. Data analysis confirmed it wasn't from any Earth creature. What? What's happening? Is this your mother's ship? They coming for me Who coming for you What that got to do with me I don have time to explain but you have to help me No I don Hello there Can I help you Good morning my rural chum Soon the doctor pinpointed Sonic location Tom house He posed as a power company worker to search for Sonic at Tom's place. Luckily, Tom was covering for Sonic, trying to block the doctor from entering buying Sonic time to hide. But the doctor realized he couldn't get in quickly, so he sent a robot inside to investigate. I'm sorry, Mr. Wachowski. But everyone calls me Tom. You may have noticed that this entire town has been experiencing a power outage. Yep, no lights. Picked up on that. 20 minutes ago, I tracked an energy pulse with a similar signature to the one that caused that disruption. In no time at all, the robots had all entered Tom's house to search. They quickly found the room where Sonic was hiding. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. I'm freaking out! Why don't you have your staircase carpet in? You're a new or not? Old pipes. Yeah, probably just the house settling. Nothing to see here. Hey! Here's the thing. I'm never wrong. First time for everything, I guess. Would you like some cake? Your raccoons have the cleanest mouths of any animal that routinely eats garbage.
