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I fucked your boyfriend. That's what you want the cake to say. Oh, mm. Screwed is fine. Yeah, yeah. And is this for pickup or delivery? Delivery. What's your address? I, excuse me? Where do you live? I live at 323 North Deerfield Road, apartment 5. Great, put 323 North Deerfield Road, apartment 5. That's where I live. Yes. The cake's for you. Okay, um, you're getting me a cake? I fucked your boyfriend. I have a fiancé. I fucked your fiancé. Sandy. Sandy. You call him now, you'll end up fucking him by the end of the night. Then the next time he feels like it, he'll cheat on you again. But if you don't return his calls, you go away for a week, there is no telling what you could get out of him. And her dog, Sandy. Beat up, bitch. Hi, Jason. Oh. Hey, hey. Look. 200 bucks for your next one another woman that wants to say yes I did and birthday girl wants to book you again too I was right she likes you better okay what's the matter didn't you like it no I dug it I mean what's not to like I'm getting paid to bank stuff why do I have to steal from that other dude you're not stealing Jason it's reparations that other dude and his manager so for me do you understand okay great so I'll set something up for Oh, man, I gotta work Wednesday. Get someone to fill in for you. Um, maybe Bob? No, Bob's mad at me. Okay, so how's your Saturday? Saturdays are no good. What are you talking about, every Saturday? Yeah, kinda, and every other Wednesday is our alone time. Who, you and your dick? No, me and Sandy. Who the fuck is Sandy? My fiancée. I'm kinda engaged.