The Social Network Jesse Eisenberg

    by Anissimov: Spider-Man

    Imagine watching a child pull a lunch tray across the floor like spider webs. Then you see the same kid execute a double flip through the air. A few months afterward you start hearing reports about a new hero called Spider-Man, yet you have no idea it connects back to that boy. Spider-Man was goated though. It remains the best Spider-Man movie of all time.

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    I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this. I don't like this. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, my. Oh. Oh. Oh. What happened is that? It's freaking weird. OK. Oh, did you see it? Oh. Oh. Parker? Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. I'm going to go. Think you're pretty funny, don't you, freak? Flash, it was just an accident. My fist breaking your teeth, that's the accident. That's the accident. Come on Flash Stop I don want to fight you Flash I wouldn want to fight me neither Kick his ass man Help him, Harry. Oh, boy, how do you do that? Which one? It's all yours, man. Oh, yeah! Flash, get up! I don't know. Jesus, Parker, you are a freak. Peter, that was amazing. I'm out of here. Come on. Peter!