Transcript (en)

This ring, it's the greatest weapon in the universe. When and if to use it, that's the whole ball game, Junior. Did you just use that ring to counterfeit money? No. Tell me how you got it, the ring. You know how I got it. I sure as hell did an interview for it. Oh, well, shit, maybe you should have. Power like that, shouldn't you have to work for it? I've been doing this since you were a baby. The only way you're gonna get this ring is over my dead fucking body. I think he likes me. Everybody is lying to us. We're not even here until we find out what they're hiding. Dangerous part of the job. You need to be fearless. How are you chosen for this? It's only one question. Are you afraid? You afraid Are you afraid? Are you afraid? Are you afraid? I was raised fearless, and I'll do this better than he's ever done it before. Then go and get it, Jon Stewart.