Transcript (en)

Tell me if this sounds familiar. You are just walking and trying to enjoy our beautiful India. And then all of a sudden a sneaky train comes out of nowhere and tries to motherfuck you in the back. If this sounds like you, then you need our new product. Train Alert. Train Alert is a device to be worn around the neck when walking near the railroad tracks. When a train is about to fuck you, it sets off an alarm. Bloody move! Wow! Thanks to train alert, I can enjoy the rest of my day. Now I can go swimming. Let's dive straight down into this pool of water without checking how deep it is. Tell me if this sounds familiar. You want to go diving but then you motherfuck your neck and die. While your friends and family just stare at you. Then you need our new product The How Much Deep Pole The pole has three measurements to inform you if you will be safe or fucked I am safe. Now I can go to a parade later. Tell me if this sounds familiar. You go to a parade to worship our demon gods and then you get electrocuted. Then you need to buy our product, the power line pusher. Oh my god. Oh no. But why? How is that even possible? Weeeeee! Okay, I'm done!