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I showed you mine! Show me yours! Oh. She's so fucking pretty. Is that what you wanted to see now? That's your turn signal. Uh-huh. Why- I mean, you know what? Most LA drivers don't even need their turn signals anyways, so... Yeah, there you go. That's called a gear shifter. Well, now you can't drive your car because you just ejected your gear shifter. So how do I park my car? Well, you might be shit out of luck there. Ooh. That's a new one. Is that your dog? I don't know I'm a dog. That's a cat. You said that's a cat? Yeah. No, that's a dog. It's not a dog. That's a dog. What the fuck are you saying? What makes it a dog? You know what? I don't know. That's a little philosophical. You just gotta buff it out. It'll buff out. Well, luckily I had a leash in my car. Can I adopt your dog? What the fuck is she doing? Oh She so fucking pretty Is that what you wanted to see now Is that my dog that your dog is that a cat or a dog that a dog can i help you i sorry okay hey hey good morning los angeles oh oh oh no no in morning fucking rush hour Give me the address. Who's my dad? Keep driving. Who's my fucking dad? Oh. Okay. You alright? Hey buddy, hey buddy, I got you, I got you. Ow! Look at her! I showed you mine, show me yours! Ask my dog, her name is Willa. Your dick is so small, I wouldn't let you touch me with a nine foot pull! fuck it fuck it fuck it