Transcript (en)

I settled eight wars and people try and dispute it but then they go over them and almost in every case they sent letters thanking me and letters to the Nobel Committee I don't care about that Maria was very nice she gave me her Nobel Peace Prize because she said she didn't deserve it she was very very nice but but I settled eight wars and in every case the people the prime ministers or The presidents wrote letters thanking me. In the case of India, look, the biggest one would have been Pakistan, India. The prime minister of Pakistan said, I saved from 30 to 50 million lives. But it could have been more than that. Two nuclear nations were going at it. Eleven airplanes were shot down. They were in the first week of what would have been a very bad war. And I got it solved. You know how it got it solved? By the use of tariffs. I said, I'm going to charge you tariffs if you guys keep fighting. and they said help police after that.