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The Onion Well? The boy is suicidal, Harry. He's a walking dead man. Keeps going on about hell and purgatory. When I phoned you yesterday, did I ask you? Ken, will you do me a favor and become Ray's psychiatrist, please? No. What I think I asked you was, could you go blow his f***ing head off for me? He's suicidal. I'm suicidal. You're suicidal. Everybody's f***ing suicidal. We don't all keep going on about it. Has he killed himself yet? No. So he not f suicidal is he He put a loaded gun to his head this morning I stopped him This gets fucking worse We were down the park Let me get this right You were down the park? What's that got to do with fucking anything? Let me get this right. Not only have you refused to kill the boy, you've even stopped the boy from killing himself. Which would have solved my problem. Which would have solved your problem. Which sounds like it would have solved the boy's problem. It wouldn't have solved his problem. Ken, if I had killed a little kid, Accidentally or otherwise, I wouldn't have fought twice. I'd have killed myself on the f***ing spot. On the f***ing spot. I'd have stuck the gun in my mouth on the f***ing spot. That's you, Harry. The boy has the capacity to change. The boy has the capacity to do something decent with his life. Excuse me, Clint. I have the capacity to change. Yeah, you do. You have the capacity to get f***ing worse. Oh, yeah, now I'm getting down to it. Harry, let's face it. And I've been funny. I mean, no disrespect. But you're a cunt. You're a cunt now. You always been a cunt And the only thing that gonna change is you gonna become an even bigger cunt Maybe you have more kids leave my kids and I have what have they done you can attract that bit about my Fucking kids I retract that bit about your kids inside my kids That's going overboard mate. I retracted it didn't I? Still leaves you being a gun. I fucking got that Where's Ray now? Oh right about now, Ray is in one or other of the one million towns in mainland Europe it's possible to be in, other than here. I get all the money back to you as soon as I get through to me friend It not a problem Raymond And I'll get all your acid and your exesit back to you too. Thank you, Schumer. I'm assuming you've got your gun on you. That Yuri bloke's a funny fella, isn't he? He does yoga. The alcoves. What's he going on to you about the alcoves? The alcoves in the good of the gnostics back. Harry, I know you gotta do what you gotta do. It's a bit crowded around here, you know? Well, I'm not gonna have a shootout in the middle of a thousand f***ing Belgians, am I? Not to mention the other nationalities, just on their holidays. To see the swans and the gothic and all the fairy tale stuff, eh? Are you trying to wind me up? No, Harry. On top of calling me a cunt and calling me kids cunts, I might just have a party. I'm not a party.