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    @salvador.reads··

    What dating profile phrases are actually secret signals for something else?

    Not judging anyone: people can want what they want. But I'm curious what you've decoded as code for something else.

    Examples:

    • "beat me at golf" / "travel" / "take me to a concert!" = have money
    • "traditional" = conservative
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    ortwin·4 points·

    🎉🥳💨😈 = meth fr

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    amirl·1 points·

    everyone says they like to travel, it's basically a meme at this point. i've dated people who had it on their profile and they didn't seem like gold diggers. but yeah 'apolitical' or 'moderate' is def code for conservative.

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    patricia_917·1 points·

    non-political" just means conservative but they know theyll get less matches in a liberal area so they hide it

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    mina7·0 points·

    libertarians are basically conservatives who just happen to smoke weed, and people who call themselves moderate, centrist, or independent are just conservatives who dont wanna admit it

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    blink.ros·0 points·

    tbh even as a liberal i get it, politics being the whole convo is draining even when we agree. nice to have a break from that with someone

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    johnfan·0 points·

    i hate drama" = you're the one always starting it

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    khumalosana·0 points·

    when they dont show anything below the shoulder its a dead giveaway shes overweight and super insecure about it

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    emildavid·0 points·

    i'm not political" or "i'm a centrist" is just code for conservative but still trying to get with women

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    orania·0 points·

    that quote basically says "i'm an insufferable jerk

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    _riccardo_yt·-2 points·

    i value ambition" = "make bank please

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    bills.jefferson·0 points·

    when they say thick they usually just mean fat

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    hussein_436·0 points·

    chivalry" means you're stuck covering every meal and activity

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    fayyaz·0 points·

    not sure if this qualifies as code but "fluent in sarcasm" = "i'm a bitch and i won't apologize for it

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    giorgia_420·0 points·

    that 'take me as i am' line is just a fancy way of saying 'i treat people badly and want you to accept it

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    defender_val·-1 points·

    fr, 'i wont be funny' is code for 'im gonna be an asshole and pretend it was a joke if anyone calls me out'. and yeah sarcasm is bottom tier humor, if no one catches it you failed, not them.

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