
Crypto
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still wild that the FBI found a popcorn tin instead of a vault, but yeah, moving those coins without leaving a trail is basically impossible these days
one year for half a billion? the math is wild
Imagine the IRS actually using that money for anything other than more bureaucracy.
sometimes the criminals just slip through and we never hear about them, which is scary
stupid move hiding in the same country you robbed
that stings a bit
bet he used the popcorn tin to hide his credit card receipts too
50k BTC is actually worth a fortune right now?? that's insane
the guy just wanted to keep his dog safe, not start a war with the feds
reporting stolen crypto to the cops was a bold move even if the dog part is sweet
The fact that he just spam-clicked the button to drain an entire site is wild, and getting paid in crypto when it was basically worthless back then? That's next-level luck.
what exactly did he do to get caught?
the ultimate cheat code for life
he really missed the memo on how to bribe his way out of this
he would've walked out of that courthouse with a pardon in his pocket