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Chelsea's transfer strategy has taken a wild turn, going from fielding a squad that looked like a toddler daycare to chasing Jordan Henderson and Danny Welbeck in the same window. The billion-pound kids apparently can't kick a ball, so the sporting directors panic-ordered a senior citizen package.

Chelsea Welbeck Henderson substitution Fulham

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Chelsea's transfer strategy has taken a wild turn, going from fielding a squad that looked like a toddler daycare to chasing Jordan Henderson and Danny Welbeck in the same window. The billion-pound kids apparently can't kick a ball, so the sporting directors panic-ordered a senior citizen package.

Chelsea Welbeck Henderson substitution Fulham

3mo