@urdjakademiksDonald TRUMP calls Vladimir PUTIN my dear and asks if someone else came to bawl there too. Putin confirms it happened while he was laughing inside. Trump says an unnamed person begged him to grab strategic minerals and wonders what promises were made. Putin replies they got the Congo River and the Equatorial Forest. Donald laughs with Kiekiekiekie! suggesting profit, though sanctions might spark renewed support marches for Russia. Putin adds that Augustin Kabuya was promised to become Russian. Trump is surprised by this claim about Kabustrovich and predicts North Korea will be next in line.

@urdjakademiksDonald TRUMP calls Vladimir PUTIN my dear and asks if someone else came to bawl there too. Putin confirms it happened while he was laughing inside. Trump says an unnamed person begged him to grab strategic minerals and wonders what promises were made. Putin replies they got the Congo River and the Equatorial Forest. Donald laughs with Kiekiekiekie! suggesting profit, though sanctions might spark renewed support marches for Russia. Putin adds that Augustin Kabuya was promised to become Russian. Trump is surprised by this claim about Kabustrovich and predicts North Korea will be next in line.