@FootynewsAmazon Prime Video set out to film a soccer series with Manchester United for a new All or Nothing installment, and somewhere along the way it turned into a horror movie. The nightmare has a paper trail too. Barely 2 wins across the whole season is the headline, but the supporting cast is worse: a loss to Manchester City while City had one player fewer, a League Cup exit at the hands of Brighton at Old Trafford, and a thrashing at the hands of Como in the Champions League that was less a match than a humiliation. Then a draw against what has to be the worst Tottenham in history, with a numerical advantage no less, and Lisandro Martínez publicly calling out the board afterward. Seven straight matches without a win rounds it off. Amazon wanted a documentary. What it's getting is a horror film.

@FootynewsAmazon Prime Video set out to film a soccer series with Manchester United for a new All or Nothing installment, and somewhere along the way it turned into a horror movie. The nightmare has a paper trail too. Barely 2 wins across the whole season is the headline, but the supporting cast is worse: a loss to Manchester City while City had one player fewer, a League Cup exit at the hands of Brighton at Old Trafford, and a thrashing at the hands of Como in the Champions League that was less a match than a humiliation. Then a draw against what has to be the worst Tottenham in history, with a numerical advantage no less, and Lisandro Martínez publicly calling out the board afterward. Seven straight matches without a win rounds it off. Amazon wanted a documentary. What it's getting is a horror film.