@kelpindigo_The math on Haaland in the Premier League is a different beast: 0.863 goals per game, from 120 in 139. Nobody with 100+ career goals touches that average. Henry sits second at 0.678 (175 in 258), then Aguero at 0.669 off 184 in 275, Kane at 0.665 from 213 in 320, and Shearer fifth on 0.589 with 260 in 441. That gap at the top is the part that gets me 😳 #ErlingHaaland
View original postPhoto by @kelpindigo_· Oct 17, 2026· Photo 1 of 2· Erling Haaland
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Erling Haaland Real Madrid transfer rumors@kelpindigo_The math on Haaland in the Premier League is a different beast: 0.863 goals per game, from 120 in 139. Nobody with 100+ career goals touches that average. Henry sits second at 0.678 (175 in 258), then Aguero at 0.669 off 184 in 275, Kane at 0.665 from 213 in 320, and Shearer fifth on 0.589 with 260 in 441. That gap at the top is the part that gets me 😳 #ErlingHaaland
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